We interrupt our normal newsletter for two important news updates…
Breaking News 1
Today while walking back from the mailbox I did in fact witness two donkey’s in Farmer Ted’s field. An investigative report for TIG confirmed that the misprint was just a bad case of whisper down the lane (which is ironic since the lane doesn’t have too many houses on it). What was initially reported by Uncle Bob as the death of the donkey was actually a case of Farmer Ted’s “gas passing” and not “ass passing”. Needless to say we are all relieved to not have to sing Domenic the Donkey at the funeral for the ass.
Breaking News 2
The streak is over. After 13 consecutive laundry days and a late happy hour at the Mac’s I was unable to continue the streak. However, I will make that up this morning with 5 loads (who knew that delicates could be so challenging and time consuming).
Laurie
In all honesty she is getting to be quite boring, making progress every day, walking, complaining about her roommate, getting in bed at 6:30, blah, blah, blah.
Countdown – 7 more nights in prison and then Laurie returns home.
Today’s Quote
First, not one of you noticed that the editor forgot to include a quote in the last newsletter. I’m not sure if it’s because you’re not paying attention or running to the bathroom by the end of these notes. So today you get a bonus quote.
Thomas Jefferson
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to *** (have sex)”
George Carlin
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