We did receive a number of viable captions for our first photo contest. Photo is attached below in case you forgot.
I should note that some were not officially captions but deserve honorable mention…
Submitted by Cindy D – “I'm sorry which ass are we supposed to write the caption about? The one on the scarf or the one wearing the scarf?”
Submitted by Steve L – well, it would take a whole page to repost his entry, but it had something to do with maps, rifle scopes and certain areas of the country.
Our winners are…
First Place – Mike F - “Wait, Wait! Let me write that on my hand! How many ‘c’s in donkey? “
A very close Second Place – Anne S – “This thing is choking me, I’m being ass-phyxiated”
Third Place – Willy M – “This picture violates the ‘too many asses rule’.
Thanks for all your submissions. I’m truly disappointed by the Fox News watchers on the distribution list who refused to enter this context. And my wife will be totally PO’ed at me for not picking her entry. In reality, it was more of a political discourse on the 2012 election which simple isn’t funny – scary, but not that funny.
Laurie Update
What can I say. Today she strolled around Bryn Mawr Rehab with her cane (first and third floor) and conquered a full flight of stairs up and down by herself. This afternoon she is swimming. She is in a for a rude awakening on Saturday when she gets home. Aqua therapy in the tub just doesn’t cut it.
And she is getting to be as demanding as ever. I’m now getting at least 4 special requests a day. Do you believe she had the audacity to ask me to make sure I bring in a set of earrings for her release and ride home? I looked at her and simply said “NO”. I mean really, does she think we’re going to swing into the Drafting Room on the way home for a Turkey Burger and a few cold ones.
Today’s Quote
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
George Carlin
I should note that Today in Glenmoore will be published less frequently once Laurie gets home. I simply will be too busy waiting hand and foot on the princess, or possibly choking her with a pillow.
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